You die, she walks out of here with a severe limp

2009

June 39
May 24
April 23
March 27
January 31

2008

June 28
May 26
April 23
March 24

2007

December
October 11
August 7
July 5
June 4
May 6
April 10
March 21
February
January

The eye of the beholder

me: (to myself, after seeing a really, really ugly couple crossing the street in Brixton) I wonder if when two supermodels see averagely good looking couples, but not beautiful like them, they think, 'God look at those two, how can they find each other attractive?', like I did with that couple just there.
me: (to myself) Who cares. Idiot.
Mar 31st
One way of making sure your car doesn’t get nicked....
Mar 29th
If you have a drilling company you could have a really...
Mar 29th
Petrol Mary does nature. West Stoke.
Mar 19th

On the Nature Trail

Me: Shall we take the long way round, it's only 1 km
Petrol Mary: No, fuck that.
Mar 18th

LCD Soundcheck

At the LCD Soundsystem gig last night I bumped into lots of unconnected friends. Who is the...
Mar 16th
And then other times you see that an idea that on paper...
Mar 14th
A lemon (ok, lime) of an idea. Sometimes you see things...
Mar 14th

i-make up

Dunno if people have pointed this out before, probably they have - nothing is original anymore - but...
Mar 14th
Warch Watch
I found the Dali film.
Mar 11th
“Content is king with distribution being queen”
— Andrew Essex, CEO Droga5.
Mar 11th

Doing a digital Dali

In 1974 two American creatives hired Salvador Dali to direct an Alka Seltzer ad. He dressed three...
Mar 11th
“It makes all the bullshit worthwhile.”
— Snowboarder sums it up on a...
Mar 11th
Squaw again. What look will sum up the 00’s? Skinny...
Mar 11th
I like the, ‘well, if you wanna kill yourself, you...
Mar 11th
“You are like a parking ticket. You have fine written all...”
— i-D magazine April 07
Mar 11th
It’s all a matter of context. Herne Hill.
Mar 11th
Rafael does simple interactive stuff. From...
Mar 9th
“Yeah, we are sending up the whole hip hop thing. And...”
— Guy pitching a design on his...
Mar 9th
“Oi ugly bollocks. Move the fucking car. Seriously.”
— Unhappy car driver. Herne...
Mar 9th
“The thing about philosophy is that no one can win.”
— 17 yr old kid on the 196 bus....
Mar 9th